To feed your child junk food
Recite this, and you get a gummy.
Answer this, and you get a chocolate.
Keep quiet, and you get potato chips.
To call your child names
Teacher S tells her to go to the classroom upstairs to fetch her work. She totters up. Teacher E sees her and asks, “Why are you here?” Before she can say anything, Teacher E decides, “KAYPOH LAH YOU. Go downstairs.” She totters down.
To encourage your child to jeer at other children
Teacher K got all of them, on the count of three, to shout, “BOOOOOOOOOO!” at the boy who misbehaved.
To introduce your child to sex & alcohol
Teacher A teaches them to sing Cassie’s Nobody But You and Kesha’s Tick Tock:
I’m talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin’ to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
And don’t forget smoking, guns plus blowing somebody else’s brains out
At the annual concert, her principal and teachers put up a skit. One of her teachers mimes smoking, holds her fingers out as a gun and pulls the trigger. The other teacher collapses on the ground, dies.
HUH???
Read also:
☹ Wrong School
☹ It’s alright to leave the gates unlocked. Even if you’re next to the main road.
☹ Who cares?
☹ What Montessori? What Chinese? What childcare?
☹ Sleep is for babies, hygiene is for the weak
☹ Rip them off!
That was horrible and totally not appropriate. By the way, I’m referring to your child’s teachers and not your writing. You do have a flair for the written word.
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yeah, the principal and teachers don’t think.
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I’m speechless…….current school???
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As I read then I realized you talking about previous school….thankfully you left that place, it sounds terrible.
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it gets worse. stay tuned for the rest of the story!
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Can pls share with me which school this is? it is appalling!! I am in the midst of finding a preschool for my kid… i will avoid this school like a plague
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it’s a school in the east… i can’t say more at this point because we still have affiliations with the school.
all the best in your search for a preschool! there are many good ones out there.
i believe ours was an unfortunate exception.
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